10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs