10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss