10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986