10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.