10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack