10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson