10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.