10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger