10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.