10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-