10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death