10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.