10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--