10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water