10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.