10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright