10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph