10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is for loners.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.