10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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