10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob