10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003