10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers