10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"