10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "No river, no fish."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.