10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
Those eggs smell delicious!
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.