10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.