10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Welcome to kicker school