10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- if u play for the thrill u are ill