10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus