10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson