10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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