10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.