10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"