10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth