10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)