10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."