10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson