10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Welcome to kicker school
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.