10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed