10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear