10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is for loners.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen