10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.