10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.