10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.