10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.