10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!