10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe