10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.