10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson