10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls